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So, I think I gathered what I needed for permanent headcannons on the alpha kids~

JAKE

If pinched oozes mangrit. All of it. Pretty stocky, a bit under the expected height for a guy. Tough and hairy all over, real muscles, especially his calfs-all the running around had to result into something. Tanned from the sun, no tanlines though (I don’t like them). Averagely endowed. Wears dog-tags with his and his Grandma’s initials.

DIRK

Looks really frail, but isn’t. It’s all wiry muscles in there, packed beneath pale skin. Pretty tall; his hair is white blond so his chest and limbs look smoothly shaven, but aren’t. Sometimes his hands and feet go cold for hours on end. Well hung.

JANE

Voluptuous is the best adjective for her. Pretty short, with medium tan. Tries to diet( this got even worse after she fell for Jake and will severely worsen now that she was rejected) but come on, she’s a cook. A C/D cup, varying.

ROXY

Slim, borderline anorexic. A tall girl who wears tons of make up. She was once plump and then teenage years hit her like a train and she grew up really fast, leaving the kiddo years behind. She can eat whatever she wants in whatever quantities and she won’t gain a gram. Goes tanning, so she has a slight golden edge to her skin. B/C cup

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HS-Hussie
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~7prince1 Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Last sentence of Dirk's description.
BRB dying.
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~Zewdi Aug 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Everything you said for Jane is spot on to my
headcanon. I mean, it's understandable that she'd
be bigger because she's a cook.
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~Diligit-Miseria May 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
WHY
does dirk have a bird?
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~faun-songs May 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, his apartment was surrounded by seagulls so I decided to give him one? C:
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~Diligit-Miseria May 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
we should name it nigel
:iconseriousface:
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~faun-songs May 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I




Highly approve of that
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~Diligit-Miseria May 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Then
from
now
until the end of time(austestified)
he shall be called
Nigel The prince of heart's royal seagull
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~ThanatoidAtrocity Apr 5, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
YOU STOLE MY HEADCANONS! D:

kidding, of course :) it's just a little bit creepy how I imagine them exactly like you do, except for skinny-as-fuck Roxy and boy's sizes (I never really thought about that xD)

and yay for Mr.Mangrit Jake! because it's just plain weird when fans portrait Dirk-never-leaving-apartment-robotic-genius/nerd being more muscular than Jake that practically lives in a jungle -___-
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~faun-songs Apr 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ahah, nothing weird about that imho! (Oh the sizes thingie was just for fun xD Never given it much thought either)

Mmm in the light of recent updates, these people might turn out right??? Jake watches films all day long, hunched in front of his cpu and Dirk builds/swims around the ocean/climbs up 15 stores high building on his way up+wields a sword.
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~ThanatoidAtrocity Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
you know, even though I like Dirk most of all kids in HS I too sometimes think that he's a bit too cool and badass and let's-save-and-smooch-everyone-out-there-heroically-badass :/
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